Typically I never dream about celebrities, nor do I care about their toilet habits. Well that is until this entire ruckus about Sheryl Crow and her tidy little practice of using only one square of toilet tissue per bathroom visit hit the media. Now, what about those big jobies when Ms. Crow has been pounding the fiber? Is one square really going to be enough?
Not that I care (and really, it's not anything I want to think about when it comes down to it!) but for some reason my nocturnal reveries were interrupted last night by horrifying images of the aforementioned girlie-rocker and her one spartan piece of toilet tissue. And, being that she's so "green" I'd imagine her TP of choice is one of those organic, environmentally friendly types that's more akin to sandpaper covered with sawdust than to, oh lets say a sheet of Charmin. But then maybe she's exfoliating whilst she's taking care of business.
Seriously though, it's no wonder Karl Rove didn't want her to touch him at the recent White House Correspondents Dinner which both attended. I mean, how do we know she washed her hands?
It's all well and good to be concerned with consuming less, recycling more and being more eco-friendly, but come on Ms. Crow, get real already! You seriously think that by proposing a limitation (Sheryl Crow's Green Toilet) on the amount of squares one uses per loo visit is going to go over real big?
And just who is going to assure that we adhere to the "one-square per visit rule"? Following your own train of thought, what about those "pesky situations" when two or three are needed? Who determines just how pesky the "situation" has to get before it warrants those two extra sheets?
I don't know about you, but I think her whole stance on toilet tissue stinks!!!!
