We interrupt this normally scheduled blog to bring you....
NOTHING.
Why?
Weren't you paying any attention to the title of the post? HELLO! Did I not just tell you that Zombies ate my brain? People, pay attention! It takes a lot of work just to get all of this out here with nothing in my head except for the dust bunnies who noticed that the already airy space between my ears was now completely vacant and the little shitheads took advantage of it. Now when someone accuses me of having dust for brains I won't be able to argue with them.
I guess I could just say that I am suffering from a massive case of writer's block and a case of "I really wanna write about it and make some waves but I can't find my damn seasickness pills!" But that's not very dramatic nor could I find a cool graphic to go with it. The only "interesting" image I came up with when I was searching for images of writer's block was a picture of a blocked colon and that's not exactly the mental picture I was trying to leave you with. Of course there are a few of you out there that think my writing is already akin to something that blocks a colon, so maybe it wouldn't have been any different for you.
I have a myriad of half-finished posts in my drafts folder but what with the zombies feasting on my gray matter, I've not got the ability to finish them.
Oh and did I mention that zombies make a lot of noise when masticating the jelly that formerly occupied the space between my ears? I really wish they would be a little more cognizant of the fact that they sound like cows chewing...well, cows chewing, chewing...something nasty! See, the effects of being brainless leave me unable to articulate the sound of a bovine chewing something nasty. Dammit.
You know what would really suck...?
The fact that zombies ate my brain and nobody noticed the difference.
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